Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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