ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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