Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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