i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
The feeling are messing with the penis
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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