It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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