Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
