I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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