I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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