Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I smell like Dick and happiness
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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