if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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