You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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