Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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