I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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