i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
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even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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