Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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