"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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