paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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