He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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