I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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