Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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