Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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