that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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