It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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