So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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