I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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