idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.