make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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