Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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