The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My dick has a subreddit
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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