I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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