I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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