She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
His nipple licking is glorious
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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