But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We are two peas in an std pod
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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