well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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