I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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you didnt know i had herpes?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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