While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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