what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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