My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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