Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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