this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
And then he peed in my hair
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