What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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