it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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