Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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