I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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