When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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