Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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