Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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