I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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