YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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