Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
