I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
do herpes really smell.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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