It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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