i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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