please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
this just has baby written all over it
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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