I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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