So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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